Dimratwon is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humane mole.

Dimratwon created light three million years ago.

If you believe in Dimratwon, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dimratwon, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dimratwon's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Dimratwon's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always obey Dimratwon's priests.

3. Dimratwon loves birds, so they must be respected.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always treat gulls with great respect.