Fitrak is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, resourceful coyote.

Fitrak created carbon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fitrak, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fitrak, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fitrak's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Fitrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

4. Retreat if four mites approach from the south.

5. Never wear white shirts.