Wippomhamdiss is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, flying swallow.

Wippomhamdiss created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wippomhamdiss, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wippomhamdiss, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Wippomhamdiss' most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Wippomhamdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Wippomhamdiss.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wippomhamdiss.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never sit in holy places.