Mipwikflag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, competent clam.

Mipwikflag created a Higgs boson three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipwikflag, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Mipwikflag, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Mipwikflag's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Mipwikflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Hide from magenta tapirs for they are unholy.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Mipwikflag on top of all buildings.

5. Never wear stockings.