Pib is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, tiresome scorpion.

Pib created the universe two years ago.

If you believe in Pib, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pib, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Pib's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Pib's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never wear gray boots.

3. Never paint your face brown.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.