Kemtomsin is a god.
She takes the form of a large, prudent chinchilla.
Kemtomsin created dark energy eight billion years ago.
If you believe in Kemtomsin, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in Kemtomsin, she will not care.
Kemtomsin's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.
Kemtomsin's Holy Commandments
1. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.
2. Never talk about gravity.
3. Run away from magenta sheep, for they are unholy.
4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.
5. Never talk about nebulae.