Bidnigarn is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, unsympathetic centaur.

Bidnigarn created the Tadpole Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidnigarn, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bidnigarn, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bidnigarn's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Bidnigarn's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bidnigarn five times a day.

2. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Bidnigarn.

4. Never skip in the presence of voles.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.