Dubkanflag is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, wise fish.

Dubkanflag created carbon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubkanflag, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dubkanflag, she will not care.

Dubkanflag's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Dubkanflag's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry great tits.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never think ill of sick turtles.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.