Teendubhig is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unsympathetic gnu.

Teendubhig created everything that exists seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Teendubhig, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Teendubhig, he will turn you into a goat.

Teendubhig's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Teendubhig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four eagles approach from the north.

2. Erect six nickel sculptures of Teendubhig on top of important buildings.

3. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. You must love Teendubhig.