Stighabyam is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, amazing alligator.

Stighabyam created time and space nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Stighabyam, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Stighabyam, she will think nothing of it.

Stighabyam's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Stighabyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Always pray immersed in water.