Fentarnad is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, clever rat.

Fentarnad created bats two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fentarnad, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fentarnad, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fentarnad's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Fentarnad's Holy Commandments

1. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not dye your hair green.