Misfemmob is a god.

She takes the form of a large, merciless salamander.

Misfemmob created the planet Saturn four billion years ago.

If you believe in Misfemmob, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Misfemmob, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Misfemmob's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Misfemmob's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four snakes approach from the north.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Misfemmob.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.