Rilspag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, self-confident eagle.

Rilspag created everything that exists seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilspag, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rilspag, she will turn you into a worm.

Rilspag's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Rilspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never feed tomatoes to cats while wearing cyan stockings.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never paint your feet purple.