Gebbanwig is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, conceited scorpion.

Gebbanwig created humanity eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebbanwig, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gebbanwig, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Gebbanwig's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Gebbanwig's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry frogs.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Always look after injured badgers.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gebbanwig.

5. Do not stand on grass.