Yarlvaddap Bestlarpmadcusslit is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, merciful wren.

Yarlvaddap Bestlarpmadcusslit created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlvaddap Bestlarpmadcusslit, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yarlvaddap Bestlarpmadcusslit, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Yarlvaddap Bestlarpmadcusslit's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Yarlvaddap Bestlarpmadcusslit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Put Yarlvaddap Bestlarpmadcusslit first in all things.