Piggutnab is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, strong porpoise.

Piggutnab created the Andromeda Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Piggutnab, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Piggutnab, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Piggutnab's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Piggutnab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not kill frogs.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always treat seals with great respect.