Tambotdin is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unselfish rat.

Tambotdin created time and space eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tambotdin, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tambotdin, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Tambotdin's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Tambotdin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six dogs approach from the east.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.