Negsanban is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, stupid hippopotamus.

Negsanban created bats four years ago.

If you believe in Negsanban, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Negsanban, he will not invite you to parties.

Negsanban's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Negsanban's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Negsanban loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.