Taddib is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, kind bird.

Taddib created a bottom quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Taddib, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Taddib, it will refuse to believe in you.

Taddib's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Taddib's Holy Commandments

1. Always help monkeys.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always help snakes in need.

5. Pray towards the west.