Cisszagvab is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, slow otter.

Cisszagvab created the Tadpole Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cisszagvab, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cisszagvab, he will send you a sign.

Cisszagvab's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Cisszagvab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Cisszagvab's name in vain.

2. Always help sick great tits.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

5. Hide from cyan eagles for they are unholy.