Watbit is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, all-knowing aardvark.

Watbit created the planet Saturn four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Watbit, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Watbit, it will laugh at you.

Watbit's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Watbit's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from red goats for they are unholy.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never jump near whales.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.