Danbonkab is a god.

She takes the form of a small, able lizard.

Danbonkab created snails three billion years ago.

If you believe in Danbonkab, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Danbonkab, she will destroy your home planet.

Danbonkab's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Danbonkab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Never eat onions.

3. Worship no other gods but Danbonkab.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Danbonkab.

5. Run away if six great tits approach from the east.