Cebbudyik is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, loving squirrel.

Cebbudyik created the planet Jupiter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebbudyik, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cebbudyik, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cebbudyik's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Cebbudyik's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.