Binbonkcum Matcibgig is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, impressive gorilla.

Binbonkcum Matcibgig created a down quark two years ago.

If you believe in Binbonkcum Matcibgig, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Binbonkcum Matcibgig, it will turn you into a rat.

Binbonkcum Matcibgig's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Binbonkcum Matcibgig's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.