Fenfag is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, wise mouse.

Fenfag created the world eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fenfag, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fenfag, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fenfag's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Fenfag's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Run away from indigo snails, for they are unholy.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never talk about birds.