Haskartif is a god.
She takes the form of a very small, merciless warg.
Haskartif created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Haskartif, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in Haskartif, she will turn you into a slug.
Haskartif's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.
Haskartif's Holy Commandments
1. Never think about asteroids.
2. Do not eat figs.
3. Do not hurt voles.
4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Haskartif on top of all buildings.
5. Never play with disobedient children.