Kabdudwik is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, deceitful capybara.

Kabdudwik created the planet Mars eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kabdudwik, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kabdudwik, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Kabdudwik's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Kabdudwik's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kabdudwik.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.
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