Nakafgan is a god.

She takes the form of a large, bad-tempered troll.

Nakafgan created a strange quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakafgan, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nakafgan, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Nakafgan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Nakafgan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Nakafgan's name in vain.

2. Always wear gray.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always stare at clouds.