Dunwantit Lamjatquam Mitdagtin is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, wise weasel.

Dunwantit Lamjatquam Mitdagtin created Mount Everest three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dunwantit Lamjatquam Mitdagtin, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dunwantit Lamjatquam Mitdagtin, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dunwantit Lamjatquam Mitdagtin's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Dunwantit Lamjatquam Mitdagtin's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not eat tomatoes.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not covet oxen.
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