Larpsisfid is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, vain swallow.

Larpsisfid created the world two million years ago.

If you believe in Larpsisfid, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Larpsisfid, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Larpsisfid's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Larpsisfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near voles.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never paint your neck pink.

4. Always wear green.

5. Worship no other gods but Larpsisfid.