Megvonkcangedtafbatfothig is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, kind clam.

Megvonkcangedtafbatfothig created the planet Mars four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megvonkcangedtafbatfothig, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Megvonkcangedtafbatfothig, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Megvonkcangedtafbatfothig's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Megvonkcangedtafbatfothig's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Put Megvonkcangedtafbatfothig first in all things.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Megvonkcangedtafbatfothig loves great tits, so they must be respected.
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