Venquaglun is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, effective elephant.

Venquaglun created Asia four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Venquaglun, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Venquaglun, it will turn you into a plant.

Venquaglun's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Venquaglun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always help grasshopers.

4. Never talk about cats.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.