Nutcunnutt Badbepcid is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, selfish dingo.

Nutcunnutt Badbepcid created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutcunnutt Badbepcid, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nutcunnutt Badbepcid, it will jump up and down on your head.

Nutcunnutt Badbepcid's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Nutcunnutt Badbepcid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

3. Never eat grapes.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.