Xencissbot is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, ill-tempered clam.

Xencissbot created Asia three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xencissbot, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Xencissbot, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Xencissbot's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Xencissbot's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured doves.

2. Erect three titanium sculptures of Xencissbot on top of important buildings.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.