Vogvanwap is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, humane fox.

Vogvanwap created an up quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vogvanwap, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vogvanwap, it will turn you into a mouse.

Vogvanwap's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Vogvanwap's Holy Commandments

1. Vogvanwap loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Hide if four sharks approach from the west.

4. Always help sick snails.

5. Always obey Vogvanwap's priests.