Bitlamnig is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, pitiless bat.

Bitlamnig created the Andromeda Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Bitlamnig, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bitlamnig, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bitlamnig's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Bitlamnig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not eat peas.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not kill sheep.

5. Always look after injured goats.