Flisquartran is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, awe-inspiring gerbil.

Flisquartran created the Whirlpool Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Flisquartran, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flisquartran, he will be very sad.

Flisquartran's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Flisquartran's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Flisquartran.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Retreat if nine porpoises approach from the north.

5. Never sing in the presence of gulls.