Fedham is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, temperamental dragon.

Fedham created light seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedham, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fedham, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fedham's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Fedham's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Fedham loves goats, so they must be respected.

3. Never go into violet rooms.

4. Fedham must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never eat green fruit.