Jiptapapp is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, effective otter.

Jiptapapp created energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jiptapapp, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jiptapapp, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Jiptapapp's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Jiptapapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never mention badgers.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jiptapapp.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Jiptapapp on top of all buildings.