Pigtagkem is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tiresome armadillo.

Pigtagkem created a bottom quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pigtagkem, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pigtagkem, it will turn you into a duck.

Pigtagkem's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Pigtagkem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Goats are not to be trusted.

5. Never talk about nebulae.