Sidontjab is a god.
It takes the form of a heavy, temperamental eagle.
Sidontjab created the world eight million years ago.
If you believe in Sidontjab, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in Sidontjab, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Sidontjab's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.
Sidontjab's Holy Commandments
1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.
2. Never wear magenta shorts.
3. Never write about moons.
4. Never sing in holy places.
5. Do not wear lead on your body.