Mingamwonspag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, blissful penguin.

Mingamwonspag created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mingamwonspag, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mingamwonspag, he will turn you into a slug.

Mingamwonspag's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Mingamwonspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs mauve.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not shave your arms.