Betwegstip is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, amazing troll.

Betwegstip created humanity nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Betwegstip, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Betwegstip, it will not care at all.

Betwegstip's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Betwegstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near swans.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Put Betwegstip first in all things.

5. Never talk about stars.