Wad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, almighty warg.

Wad created the Black Eye Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wad, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wad, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Wad's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Wad's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry squirrels.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wad.

5. Always help gulls.