Titfutged is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, humane snail.

Titfutged created a photon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Titfutged, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Titfutged, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Titfutged's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Titfutged's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt horses.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Worship no other gods but Titfutged.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.