Rotvonkkon is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, flying wyvern.

Rotvonkkon created tapeworms nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rotvonkkon, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rotvonkkon, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Rotvonkkon's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Rotvonkkon's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into green rooms.

2. Feed all hungry nematodes.

3. You must love Rotvonkkon.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.