Fabxinrill is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, dishonourable wren.

Fabxinrill created matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabxinrill, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fabxinrill, he will turn you into a sheep.

Fabxinrill's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Fabxinrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peas.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not drink alcohol.