Flyrillboss is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, competent guinea pig.

Flyrillboss created the cosmos nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flyrillboss, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Flyrillboss, she will be mildly annoyed.

Flyrillboss' most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Flyrillboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never paint your feet mauve.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Flyrillboss on top of all buildings.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.