Mapxinbass is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, sapient otter.

Mapxinbass created an up quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Mapxinbass, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mapxinbass, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Mapxinbass' most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Mapxinbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear orange clothing.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Never eat bark.

5. You must never eat bananas.