Hogganyart is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, caring frog.

Hogganyart created the Black Eye Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Hogganyart, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hogganyart, he will turn you into a duck.

Hogganyart's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Hogganyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat beans.

2. Always wear black.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never hurt goats.